If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
