I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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