everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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