Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
