blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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