I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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