we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
i out mim tonsoeep
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