i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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