I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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