After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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