everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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