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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
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