she was so not down for the gang bang
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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