Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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