he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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