For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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