The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Randomize
