AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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