I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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