Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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