More tranny stories later!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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