super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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