um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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