Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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