I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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