She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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