how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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