im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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