How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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