So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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