I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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