people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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