have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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