if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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