For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You took a bar mat shot.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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