its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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