the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Randomize
