i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She told me I should be a condom model.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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