so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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