We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize