god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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