If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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