i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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