used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Life is so much better after having sex.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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