I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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