I'm drive I can fine osifer
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my sisters under your porch take her home
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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