i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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