I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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