i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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