Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
