ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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