He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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