well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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