We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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