dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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